El Dogrado 
Welcomes
you!
Hello
traveler!
Welcome
to the home of
the
mis-adventures of the Conquistodogs,
Don
Qui-lypso and Sancho Fizzgig.
What
on earth is all of this about?
And
what in heaven's name is El Dogrado??
Well...
you better sit down! This may take a while!
Don
Qui-lypso
In
the real world she is known as Calypso, a middle aged Shetland
sheepdog.
But who knows what dogs think about all day long... perhaps this isn't
as far from the truth as one might think. In Calypso's tiny mind she is
Don Qui-lypso, grand protector and guardian of the household and those
in it. In the wild's of Minnesota she protects her owners throughout
the
day from the vast dangers that our world provides; trees, household
plants,
flies, and those oh so deadly baths! Her vigilant eyes catch danger
everywhich
way, and she is certain to take care of it, least it cause harm to her
loved ones. At night, in her dream world Don Qui-lypso travels to the
land
of El Dogrado in search of glory, and the perfect dog treat.
Sancho
Fizzgig
A
seven pound Pomeranian, he is known only by his last name to his
owners.
Fizzgig does well to be sure all are aware of everything that even
stirs
outside of the house! His mighty bark always catches the attention of
Calypso,
warning her of the dangers. By night he accompanies Don Qui-lypso to El
Dogrado as her capable assistant in vanquishing all leaves, twigs,
plants,
and any other other obstacle that blocks their path.
El
Dogrado
A
place of wonder and mystery that few humans know of! It is the city of
the dogs. Here they do not walk on all fours, but go about their
business
as humans would on two legs. Most of the time the dog inhabitants
engage
in trade, but ocassionally a circumstance arises where something is
lost,
misplaced, or stolen. The cities best adventure/treasure hunters are
the
Conquistodogs, always willing to see what's around the next bend!
But,
are you....?
The
Mis-adventures of the
Conquistodogs!
The
Treacherous Tree
Don
Qui-lypso seems to be attacking the wind mill in it's most primative
form.She's
barking up the wrong tree, as usual. Though, Sancho Fizzgig doesn't
seem
to have a better idea... probably best to just leave that thing alone.
The
Horrid Fly Monster
Sancho
Fizzgig's got the upper paw on this one! Don Qui-lypso has to bear the
scars from this ordeal. It does help if you figure out the EXACT
location
of your target before you stike... especailly if you're striking
repeatedly.
The
Mighty Blizzard Wizzer!
Poor
Sancho Fizzgig! Those tiny legs just don't do him justice in the middle
of winter. His newest nickname is Frostypaws.
Who
are they really? You don't believe me??
Yes,
I have WAY too much time on my paws... err hands.
I
wasn't lying, they really are Calypso and Fizzgig. But what I didn't
tell
you is that they are the dogs in my household. The pictures placed up
here
are a twist on the mis-adventures of two real life dogs and there is
some
truth to them. Yes, my dog Calypso does attack trees, don't ask me why,
she is very confused. And Fizzgig does bark at leaves. I know Don is
Sir
in Spanish, but it just seems to solidify the whole confusion thing.
Calypso
is not a very bright dog, she gives me LOTS of material to play with!
So,
stop back often and check out the new
Mis-adventures
of the Conquistodogs!
The
End
...
for now. :)
Back
to the Sane World... if you can call it that.
All material on this
site
is copyrighted (2000-2001) by Jennie Silvernail/Brass
Conquistodogs, El Dogrado, Don
Qui-lypso,
and Sancho Fizzgig
are strictly the property of Jennie.
Theft will not be tolerated.
