to the home of
mis-adventures of the Conquistodogs,
Qui-lypso and Sancho Fizzgig.
on earth is all of this about?
what in heaven's name is El Dogrado??
you better sit down! This may take a while!
the real world she is known as Calypso, a middle aged Shetland
But who knows what dogs think about all day long... perhaps this isn't
as far from the truth as one might think. In Calypso's tiny mind she is
Don Qui-lypso, grand protector and guardian of the household and those
in it. In the wild's of Minnesota she protects her owners throughout
day from the vast dangers that our world provides; trees, household
flies, and those oh so deadly baths! Her vigilant eyes catch danger
way, and she is certain to take care of it, least it cause harm to her
loved ones. At night, in her dream world Don Qui-lypso travels to the
of El Dogrado in search of glory, and the perfect dog treat.
seven pound Pomeranian, he is known only by his last name to his
Fizzgig does well to be sure all are aware of everything that even
outside of the house! His mighty bark always catches the attention of
warning her of the dangers. By night he accompanies Don Qui-lypso to El
Dogrado as her capable assistant in vanquishing all leaves, twigs,
and any other other obstacle that blocks their path.
place of wonder and mystery that few humans know of! It is the city of
the dogs. Here they do not walk on all fours, but go about their
as humans would on two legs. Most of the time the dog inhabitants
in trade, but ocassionally a circumstance arises where something is
misplaced, or stolen. The cities best adventure/treasure hunters are
Conquistodogs, always willing to see what's around the next bend!
Mis-adventures of the
Qui-lypso seems to be attacking the wind mill in it's most primative
barking up the wrong tree, as usual. Though, Sancho Fizzgig doesn't
to have a better idea... probably best to just leave that thing alone.
Horrid Fly Monster
Fizzgig's got the upper paw on this one! Don Qui-lypso has to bear the
scars from this ordeal. It does help if you figure out the EXACT
of your target before you stike... especailly if you're striking
Mighty Blizzard Wizzer!
Sancho Fizzgig! Those tiny legs just don't do him justice in the middle
of winter. His newest nickname is Frostypaws.
are they really? You don't believe me??
I have WAY too much time on my paws... err hands.
wasn't lying, they really are Calypso and Fizzgig. But what I didn't
you is that they are the dogs in my household. The pictures placed up
are a twist on the mis-adventures of two real life dogs and there is
truth to them. Yes, my dog Calypso does attack trees, don't ask me why,
she is very confused. And Fizzgig does bark at leaves. I know Don is
in Spanish, but it just seems to solidify the whole confusion thing.
is not a very bright dog, she gives me LOTS of material to play with!
stop back often and check out the new
of the Conquistodogs!
for now. :)
to the Sane World... if you can call it that.
All material on this
is copyrighted (2000-2001) by Jennie Silvernail/Brass
Conquistodogs, El Dogrado, Don
and Sancho Fizzgig
are strictly the property of Jennie.
Theft will not be tolerated.